Yacht Club, 12-2-97

Acro - MFU

maypo- 4- Must find underwear!
EJetson- 6- My future: Unlimited

Acro - BDWB

maypo- 7- Big dogs will bite!
EJetson- 2- Big dogs won't bite.

Acro - PSXRM

maypo- 3- pathetic sentence: x-men really macho!
EJetson- 7- Perhaps some x-rays required, ma'am.

Total (winner = EJetson)

maypo- 14
EJetson- 15

Garage, 12-3-97

Acro - DLC

jklafemme- 1- Dads lend cars.
C-Bake- 5- Druggies love cocaine.

Acro - BSSR

jklafemme- 4- Been seeing someone regularly?
C-Bake- 2- Batman still saves Robin?

Acro - WCBAB

jklafemme- 4- When crying, babies are bawling!
C-Bake- 2- We can believe all BS?

Total (winner = tie)

jklafemme 9
C-Bake 9

Garage, 12-4-97

Acro - FNE

C-Bake- 0- Freud never eats
^LabRat^- 7- Funerals: necrophiliac enticers

Acro - CLAB

C-Bake- 5- C-Bake, LabRat. Another battle.
^LabRat^- 2- Christ loves angry battlers

Acro - GSRCD

C-Bake- 4- Good Samaritans read Confucius daily.
^LabRat^- 3- God says religion cures disease.

Total (winner = ^LabRat^)

C-Bake 9
^LabRat^ 12

Couch, 12-11-97

Acro - MRO

Heatherly- 7- many relish oreos
Spifff- 2- Men Relax. OOOH!

Acro - BSPI

Heatherly- 4- buy sweets, please, instantly!
Spifff- 6- Babes sound perfectly interesting

Acro - MAHDL

Heatherly- 2- many a hard drive lags
Spifff- 8- Many alcoholics have double lives.

Total (winner = Spifff)

Heatherly 13
Spifff 16

Rainbow Room, 12-20-97

Acro - APO

  MAWLAW- 7-  Apes prefer oranges
  Wolfger- 1-  always penetrating others

Acro - JSCC

  MAWLAW- 4-  Just stop counting characters!
  Wolfger- 4-  just stop challenging Cecilis

Acro - SMGBF

  MAWLAW- 2-  Some management gives builders fumes
  Wolfger- 7-  some might give back funds

Total (winner = MAWLAW)

  MAWLAW         13
  Wolfger        12

Rainbow Room, 12-26-97

Acro - SGT

  Buffie- 4-  Swimming gives toning!
  moonspell- 6-  Serve gin, tonic.

Acro - PNCC

  Buffie- 4-  Popes need catholic charities
  moonspell- 6-  Purchasing nicotine: costly calamity.

Acro - GBIKP

  Buffie- 5-  growing bananas is killing Peru!
  moonspell- 5-  Get buzzed: imbibe Kahlua, pronto!

Total (winner = moonspell)

  Buffie         13
  moonspell      17

Couch, 1-5-98

Acro - MAS

Dr No- 5- Masterful Acro sentence.
Tero*CR*- 4- Many answers suck!

Acro - MRPA

Dr No- 5- Men really prefer Amazons.
Tero*CR*- 4 Made raviolli. Pass around?

Acro - MSBSM

Dr No- 4- Make sex better. Sing merrily!
Tero*CR*- 5- My socks began smelling mouldy.

Total (winner = Dr No)

Dr No 14
Tero*CR* 13

Rainbow Room, 1-5-98

Acro - XMS

jklafemme- 3- Xanax: medicinal sedative.
SUZI S- 6 Xerox my statements.

Acro - PTDC

jklafemme- 2- Pilgrims tried doing chicken?
SUZI S- 8- Petting the dog carefully.

Acro - PPDVA

jklafemme- 10- Penelope Pitstop drove very attractively.
SUZI S- 0- Pick peppers don't view all

Total (winner = jklafemme)

jklafemme 15
SUZI S 14

Couch, 1-16-98

Acro - SBO

Crooooooow- 4 Sombody better ovulate!
feeshter- 4 Spank butts often?

Acro - CTHC

Crooooooow- 7 Creation takes hard concentration
feeshter- 2 Children tantrum horribly, crap!

Acro - RAEFJ

Crooooooow- 3 Remove all exterranious flak jackets
feeshter- 6 Really annoyed, every fart joke

Total (winner = Crooooooow)

Crooooooow 14
feeshter 12

Hallway, 2-11-98

Acro - CSC

jklafemme- 3 Caruso sang creatively.
chipps- 6 Creativity seems constant.

Acro - MMHC

jklafemme- 4 Marilyn Monroe had class.
chipps- 7 My mind has collapsed.

Acro - AGHCL

jklafemme- 8 A gargoyle has cement lungs.
chipps- 3 After General Hospital, crashed loudly.

Total (winner = chipps)

jklafemme 15
chipps 16

Tonga Room, 2-26-98

Acro - GSS

moonspell- 5 God screwed Satan.
mrsmodel- 7 Geraldo stalked Swastikas.

Acro - QAAD

moonspell- 6 Quietly acroed all day.
mrsmodel- 6 Quesadillas appetizing?? Always disgusting!

Acro - AHACP

moonspell- 7 After heart attack, caught pneumonia!
mrsmodel- 5 Acrophobia: Hate AllStars Championship... Pressure!!!

Total (winner = tie)

moonspell 18
mrsmodel 18

Catwalk, 3-17-98

Acro - SCB

moonspell- 4 Sunlight creates burns.
mrsmodel- 4 Santa: Chimney breaker!

Acro - AAEI

moonspell- 3 Alcohol's amazingly entertaining, intoxicating.
mrsmodel- 5 Alcoholics are extremely inebriated!

Acro - HAJPS

moonspell- 4 Hanukkah's a Jewish person's Santa!
mrsmodel- 3 Hiroshima? Atoms just poofed, split!

Total (winner = mrsmodel)

moonspell 11
mrsmodel 12

Rainbow Room, 6-23-98

Acro - SSS

EJetson- 6 Simon says, ''SIT!''
moonspell- 4 Spies sell secrets.

Acro - ESPR

EJetson- 4 English speaking's probably regional.
moonspell- 7 Easter Sunday, Protestants rejoice.

Acro - AUDLI

EJetson- 7 A unicorn doesn't live indefinitely.
moonspell- 4 Albany's underwater. Damn Long Islanders!

Total (winner = EJetson)

EJetson 17
moonspell 15

Clan Room 4, 6-29-98

Acro - QPS

{--moonspell- 10 Quicksand problem: sinking!
{-capecodder- 2 Quasimoso: painful slouching!

Acro - GLHM

{--moonspell- 3 God loathes heathen men.
{-capecodder- 8 Goldilocks left house messy!

Acro - SCPHF

{--moonspell- 4 South: Confederacy. Proud. How futile!
{-capecodder- 6 Sexy Centerfolds... Playmates? Hefner's fixation!

Total (winner = {--moonspell)

{--moonspell 17
{-capecodder 16

Rainbow Room - 3-29-98

Acro - CRT

EJetson- 4 Carl Reiner's talented.
klutz- 3 Cat's rough tongue.

Acro - ISIM

EJetson- 4 In Seattle, I mosh.
klutz- 4 I said I *might*!

Acro - CSPCS

EJetson- 4 Carly Simon puckered. Caused suction.
klutz- 5 Can't speak. People constantly snooping.

Total (winner = tie)

EJetson 12
klutz 12

Rainbow Room - 8-16-98

Acro - CHS

lynx- 1 Christ had style.
moonspell- 5 Cattle: herd society.

Acro - CPUS

lynx- 3 Christmas presents: Usually socks.
moonspell- 2 Clean people use soap.

Acro - ZCIPP

lynx- 5 Zero class. I'm pretty pathetic.
moonspell- 2 Zima consumption is probably prohibited.

Total (winner = tie)

lynx 9
moonspell 9

Rainbow Room - 9-11-98

Acro - SES

Fertikas- 4 Santa's elves: Slaves?
moonspell- 2 Synonyms: easy, simple.

Acro - AIIC

Fertikas- 1 Aspirin is inside cranium.
moonspell- 4 Art is in collections.

Acro - HESPH

Fertikas- 4 Heffalumps eternally scaring Pooh. Horrible!
moonspell- 3 Having entertainment: Silly Putty houses.

Total (winner = tie)

Fertikas 9
moonspell 9

Clan Room 4 - 11-5-98

Acro - PCI

{--moonspell- 7 Photography: Canon's interest.
CC_MJ- 5 Prefer chocolate icing!

Acro - GRQS

{--moonspell- 9 Grandma's really quite senile.
CC_MJ- 3 Grandpa really quit smoking?

Acro - SBCST

{--moonspell- 2 Stopped being classy. Suits trashed.
CC_MJ- 10 Sandra Bullock's cute... speed traveler

Total (winner = )

{--moonspell 18
CC_MJ 18

Rainbow Room - 12-10-98

Acro - FGC

Flynn- 9 Flammable: gassy commode.
EJetson- 0 Fred Gwynne couldn't.

Acro - ASPD

Flynn- 3 Abacus: some pretty device.
EJetson- 5 After senility, people die.

Acro - TSTBG

Flynn- 1 Time sure tests bad guerillas.
EJetson- 8 This seems to be good.

Total (winner = )

Flynn 13
EJetson 13

Clan Room 2 - 1-18-99

Acro - BWA

{--doc 5 Bruises: whipping accoutrement.
{--moonspell 5 Born with attitude.

Acro - TCRO

{--doc 5 Tantamount copulation's result: orgasm.
{--moonspell 5 Thunder clouds: really ominous.

Acro - TCISD

{--doc 4 That chap is simply dense.
{--moonspell 7 Thai cuisine is sometimes dog.

Total (winner = {--moonspell)

{--doc 14
{--moonspell 17

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