Acro All Night!

Here is the Category for the Next Round:

The Acroer's Workplace
The Acro is:

[ Your Occupation ]
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Original Idea Submitted by Miagraine

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  • RADIOGRAPHER Really? A Doctor Is Ordering Gastrointestinal Reflux Afterstudies? Please!! Have Extensive Radiation?   JuXtaPoseY 8/12/03

  • SALESMAN Striving after loftier earnings. Selling mostly, absolutely nervewracking!   Beachheadblue 6/24/03

  • ELECTRICIAN Electricians light every city, town, roadway.. I'd call illuminations a necessity.  Happijoye 4/27/03

  • NURSE No Unnecessary Radical Surgery Expected.  Christine 4/24/03

  • Sales Saving all lucky eccentrics stock  Prather 4/14/03

  • CAT BREEDER Cute and temperamental but really entertaining. Every day enjoy routines.  jrkatlady 2/16/03

  • COACH Coaches often act crazy, hollering.  MrCandMrsC 9/20/99

  • PIANO TUNER Pianists incorporate all notes orchestrating the uplifting nocturnes; Especially Ravel.  MrCandMrsC 9/20/99

  • ROBBER Robbers often bring back enormous riches.  MrCandMrsC 9/20/99

  • VETERINARIAN Veterinarian's examine turtles, elephants, reptiles. Inherently nice. Attend recovering, infected animals needfully.  MrCandMrsC 9/17/99

  • VETERINARIAN Veterinarian's embrace the enjoyable role in nurturing a relatively incapable animal naturally.  MrCandMrsC 9/17/99

  • PHARMACIST Pharmacist's have all reliable medications anticipating crying infants stomach trouble.  MrCandMrsC 9/11/99

  • FIRE FIGHTER Fire Is Raw Energy. Fighting It Gets Hotter Than Everything Remembered!  toadspad 8/15/99

  • RECEPTIONIST Reliable easy caring extraordinary person typing incredible on nonelectric incredibly sensational typewriter.  LCHAVEZ2 7/18/99

  • CONTRACTOR Contractors occasionally need to resolve architectural conflicts; tackle over runs.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • INTERPRETER Interpreters need to enunciate, report precise, relatively exacting translations extremely rapidly.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • BURGLAR Broke-in utility room. Grabbed loot and ran.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • ASTRONAUT A shuttle trip recently operated near an unstable telescope.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • SKYDIVER Skydiving kicks. Youthful divers initiate various exciting rotations.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • BARTENDER Bartenders all realize that every noisy drunk enjoys rowdiness.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • POLICEMAN Protecting our lives investigating criminal elements. Manly and noble.  MrCandMrsC 7/4/99

  • SKYDIVER Skydiving's keen! You descend in veritable emptiness rapidly.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • DISHWASHER Dishes in sink. Hot water and soap. Hopefully eradicating residue.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • LIBRARIAN Lends interesting books. Regularly assists readers in acquiring novels.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • MAILMAN Messages are important links. Mailmen are necessary.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • MOTORMAN Marty often took other routes, Mondays, after noon.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • MUSICIAN Musicians unconditionally say, "I can isolate a note!"  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • CARPET CLEANER Cleaning all rugs properly, every time, could leave each area neater. Every room!  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • BUS DRIVER Bus-riders usually sit down, resulting in very enjoyable rides.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • GARBAGE MAN Garbage accumulation rapidly breeds a germ-laden environment, morning and night.  MrCandMrsC 6/13/99

  • RN Real Nurse  tekes 5/27/99

  • HOUSEWIFE Housekeeping, odor....usually scrub everything with incredible force! Enjoy!  vtyner 4/9/99

  • TEACHER Terrific educator always cares, helps everyone readily!  Apple_Pie 4/9/99

  • ARTIST Always Realistic?!? Totally Ingenious! Somewhat Talented!  Jadight 1/24/99

  • AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER Atmosphere is relatively tense. Radar's a frequent failure! Imagine controlling Concordes only no traffic reports or location lookups! Exceptionally risky!  poolside 12/20/98

  • TECH SUPPORT Taking everyone's calls. Have stupid, usually pathetic people, on ringing telephone.  GSJ 11/25/98

  • TRAIN DISPATCHER Traveling railways again in November. Doh! Insistent snotty passengers are tossing children having entered Reno!  goncrazi 11/18/98

  • TRUCK DRIVER Tandem rig unnerves curious kids. Driving is vocation enjoyed readily.  D'Elbow 11/1/98

  • DRIVER Driving Roadway, incredible velocity exceeds reason.  D'Elbow 11/1/98

  • CHEF Cooking Heavenly Every Feast  mark 9/15/98

  • COCKTAIL WAITRESS Coors or Corona, kindly taking another incredible list, want additional ice? Tips really elevate someone's service.  Binky-Baby 8/31/98

  • ACCOUNTANT Always counting cash... Oops! Underestimated net total! (Aaack!! Not today!!) :o(  CPuffs 8/19/98

  • PURCHASING MANAGER Purchasing usually renders children's happiness; all smiles, interesting nice grins! (Many are never afforded generosity; enjoyment, really!)  TonnieD 8/16/98

  • POSTAL WORKER Psychotic Only Sometimes, Then Accepting Letters With Out Relinquishing Kindness: Envelopes Rerouted  CloudHopper 8/11/98

  • DAYCARE
    • Delightful activities youth can always really enjoy!
    • Daily attendance? Young children are ready... Education!
     Lisa S 7/27/98

  • NURSE Niceness usually reverses sickness' effect.  Jennn 7/27/98

  • DOMESTIC GODDESS Do own messes, everyone seems to ignorant causing, God only knows, everything stinky, smelly!  tuinei 4/24/98

  • STUDENT / CAL STUDENT
    • Studying tough until dawn, eyes need toothpicks
    • Shouldn't the university's dean employ new teachers?
    • Clobbering archrival lots! Stanfurd's the ugly dorks, especially noodleheaded teens.
     Nolij 4/24/98

  • CEO Cranky, Egotistical Oaf  Nutwoman 4/14/98

  • SALESWOMAN Stalwart, aggressive ladies escalate sales working often, much at night.  Nutwoman 4/14/98

  • VOLUNTEER Vigorously obsessive, likely underpaid, not tired either, everyone relies.  Nutwoman 4/14/98

  • MODEL Mug's often desired expressing life.  Tall_Blondie 4/6/98

  • MOM OF THREE My, Oh my! Outwardly frantic! These human relics expect everything!  Tall_Blondie 4/6/98

  • WIFE Wow, I'm fatigued everyday.  Tall_Blondie 4/6/98

  • TEACHER Talking even after children have exited room.  so_drawl 4/5/98

  • ALARM DISPATCHER A Loud Alarm Regesters meelee. Dispatch Intrepid, Sinister Police As The Customer Holds Enough Regard.  TC's Migraine 4/4/98

  • IRS AGENT I'm really sinister... always get every nickel tediously.  Jennn 3/30/98

  • AVON LADY AVON vender: Only nice ladies are demonstrating youth.  Cin*CR* 3/18/98

  • BARTENDER Being around really tremendous entertainment never dull. Enjoy repartee.  pearl1 3/18/98

  • HUMAN SERVICE TECHNICIAN Helping Unbalanced Mentally Altered Needy Students Endure Retardation, Vulnerabilitys, Irregularitys, Conflicts, Equality.... Teaching Each Client Helpfull Notions. I Can't Ignore Anyones Needs!  Twinky 3/18/98

  • CASHIER Come and spend. Helping in every register.  Caityj 3/17/98

  • ACTOR Active community theatre organizes revues.  LJulius 3/17/98

  • DBA Database being annoying?  LJulius 3/17/98

  • PLUMBER Pipes leaking? Union members best. Extravagant rates!  LJulius 3/17/98

  • BARTENDER Babysitting alcoholics really tiresome.. eventually, nasty drunks enrage revellers!  Kudsrus^^ 3/16/98

  • PASTOR
    • Preaching amazing sermons totally on repentance.
    • Purveying a servanthood type of religion.
    • Parishioners are so taxing or relentless!
    • Professional and suave teacher of religion.
      Or from another perspective: < G >
    • Potential antichrist, seeking to organize religion.
     Dekay 3/16/98

  • BOOKKEEPER Bent over our keyboards, knowing each entry perfectly, eventually, recorded.  Jojo 3/14/98

  • RETIRED Restless, enjoys traveling, interesting reading, excercises daily.  lapo 3/12/98

  • TRAVELER Takes rambling, adventurous vacations, exciting. Likes eating regularly.  lapo 3/12/98

  • VOLUNTEER Very organized, likes using new teams, expecting elderly recruits.  lapo 3/12/98

  • CODY'S MOM Counts on daughter, youngest. Shares old memories.  lapo 3/12/98

  • GREAT GRANDMA
    • Grateful, resourceful, eager, always tempted. Gets rewards and never demands much attention.
    • Gets regular excercise and travels. Great recipes are nicely done, most appetizing.
     lapo 3/12/98

  • TEACHER
    • Teaching evil adolescents, can't have everyone reading!
    • Training evil adolescents! Can handle everything.... right!
     zamboni 3/7/98

  • CHEMIST
    • Chemist 1.0 - Cerebral hemmorhage emits many insipient solutions truely.
    • Chemist 1.1 - Cranium huge. Exemplary mind is superbly trained.
    • Chemist 3.0 - Creative human everyone muses. Is smart too!
     Winfield 3/3/98

  • SUPERVISOR
    Supervisor 1.0 - Stupid urbane pervert exercises regularly. Views inferiors simply out-of revulsion.  Winfield 3/3/98

  • GEOLOGIST
    • Geriatric Enervated Obese Lawyers Ogle Glittering Inclusions Subtly Twinned
    • Geologists Enjoy: Olivine, Labradorite, Oligoclase, Gabbro, Igneous.rocks, Stibnite_and, Tourmaline
    • Galloping, energetic old laborer often goes in.for subterranean treasures.
     grey_mouser 3/3/98

  • TECHNICAL CONSULTANT Telling every customer helplful new information. Considerate and loyal customers often nice. Some unpleasantly loud, tirading and nasty--trouble!  codymaxx 3/3/98

  • STEEL WORKER Sexy talkative energetic employee. Lover. Works on, really kind, even rowdy!  Rik 3/3/98

  • FORKLIFT OPERATOR Fast, only Rik keeps lifting individual freight timely. Order, probably even remember all timecards. Overnight ramblings....  Rik 3/3/98

  • STUDENT Sexy Titalating Undernourished Demented Eccentric Naughty Teacher.  richard31 3/2/98

  • KNIGHT Knowledgeable nincompoop--intentions good, hyperbolic time.  Parsival 3/1/98

  • CAPTAIN Conceited and peculiar, the Army's integral nerd.  JoMaus 3/1/98

  • CHEF Cook having extraordinary finesse.  Disc Golfer aka Bluemont 2/28/98

  • LEGAL SECRETARY Legal eagles give all legal secretaries eighteen cases requiring extra time. Anyone ready yet?  Ms 9-Ball 2/28/98

  • HOUSEKEEPING SUPERVISOR Hounding others, usually seeking educated Kleaners ever enduring problems involving nasty guests! Satisfying ungrateful people eventually rectifying vacationers insistent, snivelling, obnoxious requests!  Beg4MErcy 2/25/98

  • "BETWEEN JOBS" Boy, everything's tough when employment escapes. Never joyful, often broke! *sniff*  Mmike 2/24/98

  • UNEMPLOYMENT Ugh! Not employed meaningfully. Pathetic loser? Or young man enjoying nice time?  Mmike 2/24/98

  • AMATEUR WEB PAGE DESIGNER Actually, my ability's thin. Ended up researching web, eventually became passable.. As g--anon expressly desired, every SlowLane inhabitant's got nicely engineered retreat.  Mmike 2/24/98

  • HOMEMAKER/MOTHER Have only mediocre expectations. Mom always kept everything running; most often true happiness eluded recognition.  jomat 2/23/98

  • MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST Monday's endeavors do include checking all lists. Really efficient. Can't expect patients to inform of necessary insurance scenarios today.  jomat 2/23/98

  • LAB TECHNICIAN Located a better test. Experiments can have new impact, certainly improvements are needed.  jomat 2/23/98

  • EEG TECHNICIAN Eek! Especially grueling test. Each candidate hopes new information can improve all nightmares.  jomat 2/23/98

  • DOMESTIC GODDESS Dirty oven? (More elbow-grease!) Scrub tub? (It's Comet!) Garbage out? (Dumped& disposed...) Everything's sanitized sometime!  rissatoo 2/22/98

  • HOUSEWIFE Hubby observes, usually seems excited, while I fumigate everything.  rissatoo 2/22/98

  • UNEMPLOYED Urgently need employment! My paycheck's liquidated! Obviously yearning... earnings desired!  rissatoo 2/22/98

  • SOCIAL WORKER Sensitive observer, counsels individuals and loves working on relationships, knows emotional rollercoasters .  Cabinfever 2/22/98

  • OCCUPATIONAL THERAPIST Obvious caring career, understanding patients and testing independence on normal activities. Later they help everyone rehabilitate after possible invasive surgery techniques.  Adventure 2/20/98

  • BSI ACRO SQA ENGINEER Before SQAing Innumerable Acroynms, Count Roughly On Spending Quite An Elongated Night Glued Insalubriously Near Eerie Electronic Radiation.  MIMI 2/19/98

  • STUDENT School takes up daily endeavours. No time!  Hockey_Freak 2/18/98

  • PAPERBOY Paperboys aren't paid expensively. Rover bites often... yup.  Hockey_Freak 2/18/98

  • STUDENT Soon, Tucson University Dorm Entered? Nice Thought!  **AZ**Denmo* 2/18/98

  • DENTAL ASSISTANT Drills Every Nasty Tooth And Likes A Sanguine Surgery. Isn't She The Acro Nut Though?  Peaches 2/18/98

  • WAITER Watching Aggravating Idiots! Try Enduring "Refills"!!  Chettlebug 2/18/98

  • GRAPHIC DESIGNER Gladly Receive Artistic Projects (Hate Ill Conceived Designs) - Expect Some Insight Given, Not Evasive Runaround...  Chettlebug 2/18/98

  • ARTIST Awfully Risky. Taking It Slowly, Trust-Me.  Chettlebug 2/18/98

  • SCHOOL BUS DRIVER So.I Choose Hellish Often Obnoxious Little.ones. Busy Urban School Driver Relies Intuition, Vocalchords. Employer Rotten!!  Miagraine 2/17/98

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