your credit goes to hell,
'cause you didn't pay Ma Bell,
and the phone bill's steady climb,
is all in keeping with the time
with the acros that don't rhyme

soon the creditors appear
with their faces in a sneer,
all because the check you wrote
simply would not float ..
cause a clerk didn't see: Acrophobic Terminal Terminated
is how AT&T in your phobic mind was rated:

now my job is on the line
'cause I'm spending all my time..
in race with codymaxx, the sly's and cat
Berkeley's smiling all the way..
and I've memorized Mindy's speech today

now my mind is really gone,
and I'm sitting all alone
in a room called trader nick's
where the acros just don't fit
so I've devised a little trick