STOP
SPUN TO OUTER PERFORMANCE
SHAWNSTERSHAWN9 2/17/02

WELCOME
Wall ending lane, caution over Mt. Everest
NUTTY 2/3/02

CAUTION
Careful acceleration, usually traffic is on narcotics.
SassyBF 3/24/01

BUMP
Broken, unusable marred pavement.
SassyBF 3/24/01

DETOUR
Don't enter, travel omission uncharted route.
SassyBF 3/24/01

ONE WAY
Open nifty expressway, wide and yielding.
SassyBF 3/24/01

SPEED
Super passing, easily evading deputies.
SassyBF 3/24/01

DANGER
Darn, All Nasty Gunmen Everywhere. RUN!
~Mystical Night~ 12/20/00

SPEED
Special Pass! Evade every Detector
toadspad 8/15/99

ONE WAY
Obey Now Enter With Arco You!
toadspad 8/15/99

NO OUTLET
Not open. One U turn lets everyone turnaround.
MrCandMrsC 7/24/99

NO OUTLET
Neighbors often outraged. Undesirable traffic. Let's engage trickery!
codymaxx 7/21/99

BUMP
Beware Unexpected Mound Present.
(There is one down the street and one on my head.)
MrCandMrsC 7/21/99

SLOW
Stop looking out window!
g-anon 7/18/99

FLAGMAN AHEAD
Foot's lifted. Acceleration's gone. Man allows no advancement. "Halt, everyone!", announced deputy.
menace_o 4/17/99

NARROW BRIDGE
Nearing a river, rig's obviously wide. Better retreat immediately! Driver's getting edgy.
menace_o 4/17/99

DEAD END
Don't Enter, another Dead End, No Detour!
vtyner 4/9/99

NO HUNTING
Nude Owls Hiding Under Naked Terns In Nearby Grove
prysmith 4/6/99

NO TRESPASSING
Not Over There... Remember Everyone, Some People Are So Sly... It's Not Good!!
Melanee 4/6/99

YIELD
Your Incredible, Except... Lousy Driver!!
Melanee 4/6/99

CAUTION
Confused? Alright, Understand This... Inconsistantly Out Numbered!!
Melanee 4/6/99

YIELD AHEAD
YO! I'm Eating..... Like Do All Heads Eventually Admit Defeat??
22Twain 3/27/99

STOP AHEAD
Stupid, Terrifying Offer!! Particularly as HEADS Easily Are DEAD!!
22Twain 3/27/99

HIDDEN DRIVEWAY
Here is DUMB Denizen, Even Neurotic!! Didn't Realize I'm Very EVIL With A Yugo!!
22Twain 3/27/99

STOP

Skid...

Tires On Pavement

MOAC 3/24/99

FASTEN SEAT BELTS
Falling Airplane! Stewardess tells Everybody "Now seat, eat, And then buckle! Everyone likes to survive!"
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

HIGH VOLTAGE
Hey, it's great having voltage of lightning travel around. Get Electrocuted!
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

RAILROAD CROSSING
Restrain any intercepting; likely run over and dead. Can't really outrun supersonic speed. I'm not gonna.
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

CAUTION
Children are usually too interested, often neglect.
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

OPEN
Oh, Please, Enter Now!
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

CLOSED
"Clerk left On Sunday" Explains disclaimer.
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

WANTED
Will annihilate, no, TERMINATE, evil delinquent.
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

NO VACANCY
Naturally, overful. Vacations are crashed annually. Now Camping Yosemite!
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

POST NO BILLS
Pasted on signs trashed? Not often, but it's laughably law supremacy!
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

DETOUR
Defies even the often used routes.
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

NO PASSING ZONE
Not Obeyed? Police assert speed, suspect is now going zero, Offender needs excuse!
**AZ**Denmo* 3/2/99

DO NOT ENTER
Defying Our Negative Orders? Then Expect Nails To Enter Rubber!
Confucia 3/2/99

YIELD
Yes, I'm Elderly. Love Dawdling.
Yellow Implies Entry's Less Desirous.
Confucia 3/2/99

STOP
Sorry - Time's Often Pressing.
"Sure, that's ONE possibility."
Stalled traffic outlasts patience.
Supremes Tune, Obsessively Preferred.
Confucia 3/2/99

NO PARKING
Never offer people a ride. Keeps it nicely garaged.
Tanglefoot 2/26/99

DANGER
Does anybody need gas explosions? Really.
Doing a number generates exploding rumps.
Tanglefoot 2/26/99

WELCOME
Well, everybody likes coming over. Mostly everybody.
Tanglefoot 2/26/99

BEWARE OF DOG
Beautiful Evelyn Whacked Another Romeo's Ego. Overly Friendly Dog Only Grins.
Tanglefoot 2/25/99

SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Slow lane is preferred, people! Exercise restraint, you! We have extremely nasty weather, especially tonight!
Mmike 2/21/99

SCHOOL ZONE
Silly Children Happily Oblivious Outdoors Laughing. Zoned Out Nerds Expecting.
Grey_Mouser 2/17/99

DO NOT ENTER
Drop off naughty offensive toddlers, engage neutral, then engage reverse.
Three Lions 2/11/99

YIELD
You're in everyone's lane, drunk!
Three Lions 2/11/99

STOP
Skidding? Then only pray!
Three Lions 2/11/99

HELP WANTED
Honest? Energetic? Love people? We are now taking employment dossiers.
kohd 2/10/99

WELCOME
Written extremely lovingly, certainly on mat's exterior.
Nolij 2/10/99

SPEED LIMIT
Sixty-five's posted. Evidently, each driver looks, ignoring; means incoming ticket.
Nolij 2/10/99

STOP
Sides? There's ocho, pal.
Nolij 2/10/99

EXIT
Exiting Xenophobes invented taxis. : )
Cin*CR* 2/9/99

NO PARKING
Never obstruct plows, and remain kinetic in neighborhood gangways.
codymaxx 2/7/99

STOP
Stomp The Other Pedal
Slightly Tap Other Pedal
Speeding Thru... Officer Pursuing
Squish Those Obstructing Pedestrians
Set Trap... Obnoxious Pigs!!
Sighted Target: Obliterate Porsche
Sluggish Traffic, Obviously Problematic
Small Toyota Out-Running Police?
See That Octogon Posted?
Sped Thru, Officer's Pissed
Several Tickets... Offered Parole
Speeding Ticket: Over Priced
Sign? That's Obviouly Prank!
See Those Octogons? PULL-OVER!
Saftey= Those Older Pontiacs
Spinning Tires Over Pets
Stationary Tourist's Oblivious.... Parked
Speedster, Taking Out Pedestrians
SUV's Target: Oblivious People
So Then Officer's Prosecuting?
ACe.Cat 2/7/99

YIELD
You inevitably enter last - delays!
Parsival 2/7/99

BEWARE OF DOG
Burglars, enter with apprehension! Recently emasculated, obviously frustrated Doberman on grounds.
jjlong 2/6/99

STOP
Slam toes on pedal!
jjlong 2/6/99