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•   RustyC 4/13/99
  • Income: Interest notes capital's ongoing monetary enhancement.
    
  • Deductions: Dancers even depreciate uniforms, claiming they incessantly order new shoes.
    
  • Ten-forties are xeroxed.
    

•   22twain 4/13/99
  • Income: It's never Coming!! Only Mildly Employed!!
    
  • Deductions: Doesn't Everyone Deduct Umpteen Children twice?? I'm only "newbie" sir!!
    
  • Timely And X-Asperating!!!
    

•   Bearette 4/7/99
  • Income: I'm not claiming our moving expenses!
    
  • Deductions: Depreciation entails dribbling umpteen costs to inordinately outragiously negligible sums.
    
  • Tax: They're abolished? Xanadu!
    

•   Twinky 4/6/99
  • Income: I Need Cash! Offer Me Employment!
    
  • Deductions: Didn't Even Deduct Usual Costs! Tell IRS Oversight? NOT!
    
  • Tax: Terrible Accountant! Xecuted!!!
    

•   codymaxx 3/28/99
  • Income: Insufficient! Need cash! Meager earnings...
    
  • Deductions: Dumb estimations. Didn't understand could take income off- new statements.
    
  • Tax: Taxation awfully xenophobic.
    

•   Nolij 4/21/98
  • I need cash, otherwise, minimal employment.
    
  • Dwight Eisenhower determined U.S. currency to include old nickels.
    
  • They audited Xena?
    

•   Bearette 4/18/98
  • IRS News: Cheaters often manipulate exemptions!
    
  • Daily eradicating dollars - "Uncle" cuts totally into our nice salaries!
    
  • Terrified... Auditor "X"-aminiation
    

•   capecodder 4/14/98
  • I'm nervous.... constantly overclaimed my exemptions!
    
  • Declaring every dollar usually confuses the IRS..... One never should!
    
  • Thirteenth? Accountant's x-hausted!
    

•   Diablodog 4/12/98
  • I need cash, often mine's extinct!
    
  • Dead end! Don't understand! Checked the instructions! Oh... No sense!
    
  • Tax audit? "X-rated"!
    

•   g-anon 4/11/98
  • Income: No cash? Oops! Money's erased!
    
  • Deduct every dime used... charities, tuition, interest... ouch! Nothing?
    
  • Take an X-cedrin!
    

•   Hockey_Freak 4/10/98
  • I'm not counting on much earnings!
    
  • Depressingly, every dollar undergoes crazy taxing. I owe nine-thousand seven-hundred-dollars!
    
  • Those annoying xpenses!
    

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