Acro Valentine Stories

Here is the Category for the Next Round:

What I Gave/Got for Valentine's Day

BUPKUS (got)... breaking up precluded kisses, undoubtably sad. --PPK7292

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! (gave/got)... --AmandaDH13

VIRTUAL FLOWERS (got)... Very interesting, receiving touchless, useless Asters--little flowers laying on Web email, rotting slowly. --TANGLEFOOT

A CARD (gave)... After Christmas, a real dessert! --TANGLEFOOT

MARRIED (got/gave)... Memories are Red Rose images expressing devotion... --Shalamar

NOTHING (gave/got)... Nothing of the heart. I now grieve. --InnSayn

NOTHING (gave/got)... Not one thought had I....nothing given!! --Adventure

SQUAT (gave)... Sad Quest (Ultimately Assumed Thoughtless) --Chettlebug
Chettlebug notes: "Trust me, I never 'gave' nor 'got' SQUAT for Valentines...
just thought it was a funny word s'all...."

SQUAT (got)... Some Quick-thinking Uncovered Another Temptress!!!!! --Chettlebug

DINNER AND MOVIE... Did Invite new neighbor, enjoyed restaurant, and next, did make out valentines.day in entrence.of.theatre. --Miagraine

STUFFED BEAR (gave)... Soft, Tender Unusual Funny Fine Enjoyable Delightful Bruin Enjoying A Rose --Miagraine

FLOWERS (gave)... Fun loving, only wild exotic romantic sex. --Winfield

FLOWERS (got)... Fragrant, lasting. Orchids, will enjoy...romantic Saturday. --jomat

LOTTERY TICKETS (gave)... Lucky on this...trying expectantly, really yearning. 'Til inspected, can't keep expectations too simple. --jomat

LOSING LOTTERY TICKETS (got)... Losers! Oh, Susanne is nice girl. Loves old tenacious turd every romantic year. Today is celebratory....kicked everyone's tushies skyward. --Winfield

THESAURUS (gave)... Thesaurus helps! Encyclopedia served another use, rissatoo uses seriously. --DrArchetype (rissatoo's hubby)

THESAURUS (got)... Thanks Hubby! Every single acronym's usually referenced. Unceasing smooches! --rissatoo

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